Top 10 Geek Quotes

There is nothing better than a little geek humor.  During my travels on the information super highway, I have come across a lot of sayings that I would have liked to coin myself but wasn’t creative enough to do so.  So, without further ado, the list of the best geek quotes.

• When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers
• If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
• The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.
• I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
• I reject your reality and substitute my own.
• Without geometry, life is pointless.
• I see fragged people
• Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.
• There is no place like 127.0.0.1