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Top 10 Geek Quotes

There is nothing better than a little geek humor.  During my travels on the information super highway, I have come across a lot of sayings that I would have liked to coin myself but wasn’t creative enough to do so.  So, without further ado, the list of the best geek quotes.

  • When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers
  • If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
  • The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.
  • I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
  • My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
  • I reject your reality and substitute my own.
  • Without geometry, life is pointless.
  • I see fragged people
  • Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.
  • There is no place like 127.0.0.1

About Joe DiFiglia

I have always had a passion for everything computing. In early 2000, I decided to take my passion to the web. Thus, C.O.D. was born. Through the years we have made many great friends at C.O.D. and hope to continue our journey for years to come.

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